i-ship-my-foot-with-your-ass:

hairyjesus:

thatonedepressedblog:

earl-of-somewhere-long-forgotten:

thatonedepressedblog:

earl-of-somewhere-long-forgotten:

albinwonderland:

fandomsandfeminism:

dieluftmensch:

c3l3s:

what the actual fuck

Halloween season is like this 2 month long competition of “What is the most absurd thing we can sexualized for ladies!?” 

(Along with a concurrent competition in “Most horrific offensive stereotype of a racial and/or cultural minority” )

Remember ladies, it may be an apocalypse, but don’t let that mess up your beauty routine. You have mens to attract. I mean, they might.. be dead. They might be dead. They might want to eat your flesh. But it’s a compliment. 

How is it sexualising women I ask?

It’s not staying true to the character. If you’re gonna be that character for Halloween you’re not gonna make them wear something the character wouldn’t. So by taking this character and changing the outfit it’s no longer the character itself. And why does a sheriff killing zombies need to be wearing a skirt? Because guys wouldn’t like it if women weren’t dressing for them.

Okay no. The outfit depicts a ranger. Most TV rangers wear. Guess what? Skirts. So don’t feed me the “men don’t like it when women don’t dress for them” rhetoric. Because it’s fucking bullshit

Actually it’s not. Look at any other female officer or ranger or sheriff on tv and they do not wear fucking skirts because that is fucking impractical.

i feel like companies do this to piss people off now.

I have literally never seen an officer of any kind wearing a hip length miniskirt outside of a porno sorry bruh

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baratheas:

cyggiestardust:

alkonoststorm:

baratheas:

I am curious about that anon… I am scared of selfies okay. People are just gonna be like “…Oh.” Like all my mutuals ALL are like super cute and I’m just like a potato. I’m even brown yo. *burrows*

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT. I BET YOU ARE GORGEOUS

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING BROWN?

THEN YOU’D LOSE THE FARM ALKO.

AND NOTHING RAI I JUST MEANT. Sigh. I meant that my being brown at least makes sense when I say I’m a potato…

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alkonoststorm:

baratheas:

I am curious about that anon… I am scared of selfies okay. People are just gonna be like “…Oh.” Like all my mutuals ALL are like super cute and I’m just like a potato. I’m even brown yo. *burrows*

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT. I BET YOU ARE GORGEOUS

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING BROWN?

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baratheas said: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN WRITING THINGS.

alkonoststorm:

cyggiestardust:

baratheas:

alkonoststorm:

Little snippet in my head? And that’s all that really came to mind, tbh.

Yes, I may or may not want to rp archaeo and/or trustship things

I’m like dying over here today because idk motivation out the whazoo but no creativity because this morning I wrote like 3+ pages that were all horrid and that killed it so I just said whatever and read fanfics all day. AND THEN YOU JUST SHOVE THAT IN MY INBOX. JUST. FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU.

I feel like I need to throw Chuck Wendig columns at both of you guys.

MAKE THE WORDS. MAKE THE WORDS. MAKE THE WORDS.

please don’t bomb with those; i’m already in a natural-made bunker

*calls off bombers*

Oh well. And me awake and conscious enough for once.

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neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

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baratheas said: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN WRITING THINGS.

baratheas:

alkonoststorm:

Little snippet in my head? And that’s all that really came to mind, tbh.

Yes, I may or may not want to rp archaeo and/or trustship things

I’m like dying over here today because idk motivation out the whazoo but no creativity because this morning I wrote like 3+ pages that were all horrid and that killed it so I just said whatever and read fanfics all day. AND THEN YOU JUST SHOVE THAT IN MY INBOX. JUST. FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU.

I feel like I need to throw Chuck Wendig columns at both of you guys.

MAKE THE WORDS. MAKE THE WORDS. MAKE THE WORDS.

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cyggiestardust:

baratheas:

NVM. Mom said it’s better not to colour super clean hair.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ANSWER THIS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES AND CHROME HATES TUMBLR RIGHT NOW GRR.

The thing is, your hair needs the protection from either what your scalp produces naurally or from a…

The time itself is the prep. Basically what happens when you give your hair a good, solid “LISTEN TO MY HAIR SQUEAK” wash is you’ve washed your hair to the point is your scalp’s been THOROUGHLY EXFOLIATED.

Now, this is technically a good thing, but imagine that you’ve just given yourself a good exfoliating treatment on your hands and then accidentally doused them in cider vinegar. Ouch, right? If you color right after a wash, you’re doing THAT to your hair and scalp.

Me, when I’m going to get something done, I tend to prepare for a solid week, because my hair will be tetchy for several days afterwards—I tend to use a keratin-honey-milk-and-egg-protein-glycerin THING the day before, because the chemical is going to strip my hair like crazy. Thing is, though, I tend to need to flat-iron about four times a week due to the humidity, and my hair’s more than a little maltreated.

Normally, though, all you need is the time: don’t wash for a while, DON’T rake the scalp too much (avoid hitting it with hard nylon/boar bristle brushes, for instance) and—no one mentions this—try to avoid scratching your scalp too much. NOBODY TOLD ME THIS.

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The only reason I’m not still writing is my hands are made of ouch.

And my stomach will be in a minute because stupid antibiotics. :P

I forgot to take a break to stretch my hands. WHOOPS.

baratheas:

NVM. Mom said it’s better not to colour super clean hair.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ANSWER THIS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES AND CHROME HATES TUMBLR RIGHT NOW GRR.

The thing is, your hair needs the protection from either what your scalp produces naurally or from a pretreatment (which comes in a lot of black products but STILL recommends waiting a minimum of four days). I once got what I thought was perfectly benign hair oil on my scalp after a thing and oh god all the ow.

You also want to be careful for three days AFTER with some of these, give the scalp time to heal up before you go back to the usual abuse.

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officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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digivice:

"You can call me Nagisa."
"I won’t. We aren’t that close."
"We can get closer once you join the swim club."

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2,575 words today. Most of it fight scene. Part of it people snarking that “NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR [X]” during a fight scene.

I got shit done today, son. =D