Okay, trying to hack up veggies for a curry when you’ve got a case of shakes from pain is legitimately scary.

Had to keep double checking to make sure I was in fact chopping carrots and not my fingers.

…my lighting is bad. Everything is orange.

tonberryqueen:

sassy-gay-justice:

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/03-captain-sashay/

Captain Sashay doesn’t need your mer-binary.

Finally got another one of these out! Took a long while designing this character and making them consistent through all the panels.

Which monster should come next? 

http://vote.pollcode.com/71293375

Captain Sashay

Go to the web site because they are all golden.

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When writing a novel, that’s pretty much entirely what life turns into: ‘House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.
Neil Gaiman (via maxkirin)

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*defeated noise* My everything, such OW. Knees, ankles, back—but then my dang ELBOW is fine for once.

Must get home. Must nap and un-ouch properly.

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness)

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  • Me: THIS FUCKING SHIP
  • Me: THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
  • Me: YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
  • Me: AND I HATE YOU
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: otp

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itsbetterthananal:

slimy ass boys tweeting female celebrities how they masturbated to their leaked nudes to assert superiority and degrade women down to sex objects im going to projective vomit everywhere

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hballard:

Felt like drawing some pokemon. I was always amused by how similarly shaped spritzee and duskull are considering they’re almost complete opposites. So cute!

My headcanon is that the duskull is named Petunia and is crushing on a pretty-boy spritzee named Elvis….after they’ve both fully evolved she carries him around like a chauffeur and they have pleasant picnics in a field of flowers together~

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Reblog this if you think boys can be depressed too

boys-and-suicide:

Because lots of people seem to think they’re too tough and manly to have “feelings”

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mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

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mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…
An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”
Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.
Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.
"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.
#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…

An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”

Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.

Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.

"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.

#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

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pungoeshere:

geckopirateship:

harlotan:

10/10 WOULD PURCHASE

We have taken this nerd’s whiny post and made something magical.

what if this game got made, though? can you imagine being the asshole who inspired a game created to spite the fact that you’re a misguided person who doesn’t seem to realize that nikola tesla was a feminist?

(Source: lostcitycomics)

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come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

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