nolacousland:

This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives. However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction…

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  • me: ohHHHHHHH h I KNOW THIS SONG
  • me: I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
  • me: THIS IS SO GOOD
  • me: I LOVE THIS SONG
  • me: what's it called

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madamhawke:

1 follower = Ur rad

10-40 followers = Ur rad

50-99 followers = Ur rad

100-349 followers = Ur rad

350-500 followers = Ur rad

501-799 followers =  Ur rad

800- 4,999 followers = Ur rad

5000+ followers = Ur rad

These are the legit numbers.

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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

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baratheas:

They call me Audiophial on another forum. I am known for my fascination with music and funny jars. WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?

FUNNY JARS YOU SAY.

ALSO… I have no clue what my quest is. Currently I’m just trying to get…

If you dig Imogen Heap, check out Frou Frou. You’ll find something VERY FAMILIAR.

Scenery? (Suddenly Riders on the Storm even more apropos.)

My music’s organized by genre, artist, composer, sub-genre, THEN playlists and sublist. It gets cray.

If it’s time to simply let the dogs of war run wild, I have everything from metal to ambient incidental music. Sometime I use the stuff in my library to almost score a scene.

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It looks like the Wooper is bobbing its li’l head to the lyrics and I can’t even =D

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#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

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speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

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Because reasons.

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

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